{"product_id":"scratch-sniff-cherry","title":"Scratch \u0026 Sniff Cherry","description":"Cherry. Obviously.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEveryone knows cherry was the best one. Strawberry had fans. Grape was controversial. Watermelon was a phase. But cherry? Cherry was the one you traded for. The one you saved for last. The one that smelled absolutely nothing like a real cherry and was somehow perfect anyway.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis shirt smells like nostalgia and questionable decisions. Scratch it and find out.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n(Spoiler: it smells like a shirt. But you already knew that and you're going to scratch it anyway.)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe good stuff:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and cherry red for a reason\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No artificial flavoring. Artificially scented regrets only.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe cherry one was always the best one. You know it. We know it.","brand":"Horrible Tshirts","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":42470942670933,"sku":"5643589_4141","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":42470942703701,"sku":"5643589_4142","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":42470942736469,"sku":"5643589_4143","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42470942769237,"sku":"5643589_4144","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42470942802005,"sku":"5643589_4145","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":42470942834773,"sku":"5643589_5304","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":42470942867541,"sku":"5643589_5319","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/9817\/1989\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-red-front-69fc8706ee6d3.jpg?v=1778157341","url":"https:\/\/horribletshirts.com\/products\/scratch-sniff-cherry","provider":"Horrible Tshirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}