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Not a request. A lifestyle.
Two words. No ambiguity. No elaboration required. You show up, you contribute your presence, and in exchange you expect to be beered. That's the deal. That's always been the deal.
This shirt communicates everything your people need to know before you even open your mouth. By the time you walk in the door someone should already be reaching into the cooler. That's just good hosting.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, breathable, and built for extended outdoor use
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No warm ones. No light beer.
Always fresh. Always ready. Always thirsty.
Beer Me
$28.00
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$28.00
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Two words. No ambiguity. No elaboration required. You show up, you contribute your presence, and in exchange you expect to be beered. That's the deal. That's always been the deal.
This shirt communicates everything your people need to know before you even open your mouth. By the time you walk in the door someone should already be reaching into the cooler. That's just good hosting.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, breathable, and built for extended outdoor use
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No warm ones. No light beer.
Always fresh. Always ready. Always thirsty.