I Came, I Saw, I Left Early
Soft Cream / XS
$28.00
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$28.00
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Julius Caesar was onto something. He just didn't know when to leave.
This shirt is for the people who honor the commitment, make an appearance, eat one plate of food, say goodbye to the host, and are home in their pajamas by 8:47pm. No explanation. No apology. No regrets.
You were there. It counts.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and perfect for a quick appearance then immediate departure
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No excuses. No lingering.
Wear it to the thing. Leave before the thing gets weird.
I Came, I Saw, I Left Early
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
This shirt is for the people who honor the commitment, make an appearance, eat one plate of food, say goodbye to the host, and are home in their pajamas by 8:47pm. No explanation. No apology. No regrets.
You were there. It counts.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and perfect for a quick appearance then immediate departure
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No excuses. No lingering.
Wear it to the thing. Leave before the thing gets weird.