My HOA Hates Me
Black Heather / XS
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
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Mutual.
It started with the trash cans. Then the lawn. Then the string lights on the back porch that were "visible from the street under certain conditions." Then the paint color. Then the basketball hoop. Then a four page letter about the placement of a potted plant.
You have read every letter. Responded to none of them. The trash cans remain exactly where they are.
This is not a cry for help. This is a badge of honor. You bought your home. You pay your mortgage. You will put the trash cans wherever you want.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and technically within community guidelines
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No violations. No compliance.
Wear it outside. Let them see it.
My HOA Hates Me
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
It started with the trash cans. Then the lawn. Then the string lights on the back porch that were "visible from the street under certain conditions." Then the paint color. Then the basketball hoop. Then a four page letter about the placement of a potted plant.
You have read every letter. Responded to none of them. The trash cans remain exactly where they are.
This is not a cry for help. This is a badge of honor. You bought your home. You pay your mortgage. You will put the trash cans wherever you want.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and technically within community guidelines
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No violations. No compliance.
Wear it outside. Let them see it.