Not Today Karen!
Heather Grass Green / XS
$28.00
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$28.00
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You didn't wake up looking for a fight. But you didn't wake up looking to be managed by someone who wants to speak to the manager either.
You've smiled through the passive aggressive emails. You've nodded through the unsolicited opinions. You've listened to the complaints about things that are frankly none of anyone's business. You've been patient. You've been reasonable. You've been the bigger person more times than anyone will ever know.
Not today.
Today you woke up and chose peace — specifically yours. Karen can find someone else to ruin their afternoon.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and ready for whatever today brings
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No complaints. No follow up emails.
Boundaries: set. Karen: handled. Day: protected.
Not Today Karen!
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
You've smiled through the passive aggressive emails. You've nodded through the unsolicited opinions. You've listened to the complaints about things that are frankly none of anyone's business. You've been patient. You've been reasonable. You've been the bigger person more times than anyone will ever know.
Not today.
Today you woke up and chose peace — specifically yours. Karen can find someone else to ruin their afternoon.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and ready for whatever today brings
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No complaints. No follow up emails.
Boundaries: set. Karen: handled. Day: protected.