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They're in there. All 83 of them. Seen. Acknowledged. Deliberately left on read.
This isn't procrastination. This is a boundary. A lifestyle choice. A conscious decision to exist in the physical world for five consecutive minutes without being available to everyone who has your address and a question that could have been a text.
The emails will still be there tomorrow. So will you. Probably.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and ideal for days you've taken yourself fully offline
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No follow up. No read receipts.
Response time: eventually. Maybe.
Actively Ignoring My Emails
$28.00
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This isn't procrastination. This is a boundary. A lifestyle choice. A conscious decision to exist in the physical world for five consecutive minutes without being available to everyone who has your address and a question that could have been a text.
The emails will still be there tomorrow. So will you. Probably.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and ideal for days you've taken yourself fully offline
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No follow up. No read receipts.
Response time: eventually. Maybe.