IBS Queen
XS
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
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She rises. She reigns. She excuses herself immediately.
This crown was not given. It was earned — through years of dietary sacrifices, strategic restaurant seating, knowing the bathroom situation before committing to any plans, and maintaining complete composure in circumstances that would break lesser people.
IBS doesn't slow her down. It just means she knows where every bathroom within a two mile radius is located at all times. That's not a limitation. That's a superpower.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and forgiving in all the right ways
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No dairy. No surprises.
Long may she reign. Near a bathroom, preferably.
IBS Queen
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
This crown was not given. It was earned — through years of dietary sacrifices, strategic restaurant seating, knowing the bathroom situation before committing to any plans, and maintaining complete composure in circumstances that would break lesser people.
IBS doesn't slow her down. It just means she knows where every bathroom within a two mile radius is located at all times. That's not a limitation. That's a superpower.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, soft, and forgiving in all the right ways
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No dairy. No surprises.
Long may she reign. Near a bathroom, preferably.