Low Social Battery
Heather Prism Ice Blue / XS
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
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You're here. That's honestly enough.
This shirt is for the people who showed up to the thing, smiled at the right moments, made small talk with strangers, and are now completely and totally done. Couch. Silence. Do not text back.
The social battery is at 3%. Please do not engage.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, breathable, soft enough to wear while doing absolutely nothing
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No inventory. Just your shirt, your couch, and blessed silence.
Recharging.
Leave a message. Actually don't.
Low Social Battery
$28.00
Sale price
$28.00
Regular price
This shirt is for the people who showed up to the thing, smiled at the right moments, made small talk with strangers, and are now completely and totally done. Couch. Silence. Do not text back.
The social battery is at 3%. Please do not engage.
The good stuff:
• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• 4.2 oz — lightweight, breathable, soft enough to wear while doing absolutely nothing
• Pre-shrunk so it stays the size you ordered
• Side-seamed for a cleaner fit than your dad's boxy tees
• Unisex sizing — size up for a relaxed fit, size down for something more fitted
Printed to order. Made fresh when you buy it, shipped straight to you. No warehouse. No inventory. Just your shirt, your couch, and blessed silence.
Recharging.
Leave a message. Actually don't.